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Text Post Wed, Apr. 23, 2014 178,303 notes




do you ever feel like there’s just so many pretty girls but most dudes are just subpar like there are radiant goddesses everywhere and just piles and piles of guys in backwards baseball caps and sandals

it’s called makeup

you can put eyeliner on a frat boy that doesn’t change the fact that’s he’s wearing a neon muscle shirt and nike flip flops

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Text Post Tue, Apr. 22, 2014 376,162 notes


have you ever had a friend who is literally like your soul mate but like in a friendship way like you are so compatible and perfect for each other like idk

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Video Post Mon, Apr. 21, 2014 96,351 notes




my headcanon here is that legolas is just BARELY visibly holding it together

since canon tells us that mirkwood elves like to party and are fully capable of passing out from drunk

so legolas is using EVERYTHING HE HAS to fuck with gimli and pretend he hasn’t a clue what it’s like to be affected by alcohol

while inside he’s all ‘sdkla;hgsj you can do this leggles you can do this’

‘don’t think about that time you blacked out from dorwinion wine while naked in the middle of an impromptu archery contest’

‘and all your friends drew orc penises on your face’

‘and when you woke up you were halfway to dale without a clue as to how you got there’

‘And especially don’t think about that time you drank so much that the dwarves you were supposed to be watching escaped in the empty barrels of wine.’

‘Dad never let me hear the end of that one’


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Video Post Mon, Apr. 21, 2014 175 notes


A new batch of images were released today featuring the main cast of Ryuhei Kitamura’s upcoming live-action movie adaptation of Monkey Punch’s “Lupin the 3rd” manga.

They include Shun Oguri as Arsène Lupin III, Tetsuji Tamayama as Daisuke Jigen, Meisa Kuroki as Fujiko Mine, Go Ayano as Goemon Ishikawa, and Tadanobu Asano as Koichi Zenigata.

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Photo Post Sun, Apr. 20, 2014 77,588 notes



Is this hell

I’m legitimately scared right now



Is this hell

I’m legitimately scared right now

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God, girls are great. (◕‿◕✿)

Girls who are adorable and sweet.  (◡‿◡✿)  

Girls who are badass and take no shit. ✧・゚: *✧・゚:* \(◕‿◕✿)/ 

Girls who snort when they laugh and blush when you compliment them. ★~(◠‿◕✿)

Girls that can beat you up. (▰˘◡˘▰) 

Girls that need protection. (◠ω◠✿)

Girls who are sarcastic and yet sweet deep down. (▰◠‿◠▰)

Girls dressed in jeans and t-shirts. (✿▰˘◡˘▰) *:・゚✧

Girls dressed in frills and lace. (ノ◕ヮ◕)ノ*:・゚✧

Girls dressed in leather with red lipstick and a murderous attitude. 

・゚: *✧・゚:* \(◕‿◕✿)/ *:・゚✧*:・゚✧

Bookish girls, rebel girls, cheerleaders, gamer girls, ALL THE GIRLS! 


Text Post Sun, Apr. 20, 2014 361,367 notes


i like girls who look like they kill people for a living


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Text Post Sun, Apr. 20, 2014 59,007 notes


If I dont respond to your insult it means what i wanted to say was too mean and I decided to let you live

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Text Post Sun, Apr. 20, 2014 189,842 notes


"She’s really pretty for a black girl"


“He’s really cool for a gay guy”


“She’s doing really well for a woman”


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I have no idea what was wrong with me Friday and yesterday but I couldn’t seem to get any work done. But all of the sudden, I’m all like “Penannular brooches! Bring it on!” What the hell?

And the award for Biggest Shit of Unproductive Shit goes to….. ME!

Link Post Sun, Apr. 20, 2014 22 notes

Human Error Suspected as Hope Fades in Korean Ferry Sinking


By Choe Sang-Hun, Su-Hyun Lee and Jiha Ham, NY Times, April 17, 2014

JINDO, South Korea—The captain was among the first to flee. Only a couple of the 44 life rafts aboard were deployed. The hundreds of passengers were instructed over the intercom to “stay inside and wait” as the ship leaned to…

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