do you ever feel like there’s just so many pretty girls but most dudes are just subpar like there are radiant goddesses everywhere and just piles and piles of guys in backwards baseball caps and sandals
it’s called makeup
you can put eyeliner on a frat boy that doesn’t change the fact that’s he’s wearing a neon muscle shirt and nike flip flops
Well, I’m sold. Those are all perfectly good reasons to save the Earth.
have you ever had a friend who is literally like your soul mate but like in a friendship way like you are so compatible and perfect for each other like idk
my headcanon here is that legolas is just BARELY visibly holding it together
since canon tells us that mirkwood elves like to party and are fully capable of passing out from drunk
so legolas is using EVERYTHING HE HAS to fuck with gimli and pretend he hasn’t a clue what it’s like to be affected by alcohol
while inside he’s all ‘sdkla;hgsj you can do this leggles you can do this’
‘don’t think about that time you blacked out from dorwinion wine while naked in the middle of an impromptu archery contest’
‘and all your friends drew orc penises on your face’
‘and when you woke up you were halfway to dale without a clue as to how you got there’
‘And especially don’t think about that time you drank so much that the dwarves you were supposed to be watching escaped in the empty barrels of wine.’
‘Dad never let me hear the end of that one’
(Source: thorinium, via superwholock678)
A new batch of images were released today featuring the main cast of Ryuhei Kitamura’s upcoming live-action movie adaptation of Monkey Punch’s “Lupin the 3rd” manga.
They include Shun Oguri as Arsène Lupin III, Tetsuji Tamayama as Daisuke Jigen, Meisa Kuroki as Fujiko Mine, Go Ayano as Goemon Ishikawa, and Tadanobu Asano as Koichi Zenigata.
(Source: eigapedia.com, via theorochivessel)
God, girls are great. (◕‿◕✿)
Girls who are adorable and sweet. (◡‿◡✿)
Girls who are badass and take no shit. ✧･ﾟ: *✧･ﾟ:* \(◕‿◕✿)/
Girls who snort when they laugh and blush when you compliment them. ★~(◠‿◕✿)
Girls that can beat you up. (▰˘◡˘▰)
Girls that need protection. (◠ω◠✿)
Girls who are sarcastic and yet sweet deep down. (▰◠‿◠▰)
Girls dressed in jeans and t-shirts. (✿▰˘◡˘▰) *:･ﾟ✧
Girls dressed in frills and lace. (ﾉ◕ヮ◕)ﾉ*:･ﾟ✧
Girls dressed in leather with red lipstick and a murderous attitude.
✧･ﾟ: *✧･ﾟ:* \(◕‿◕✿)/ *:･ﾟ✧*:･ﾟ✧
Bookish girls, rebel girls, cheerleaders, gamer girls, ALL THE GIRLS!
i like girls who look like they kill people for a living
If I dont respond to your insult it means what i wanted to say was too mean and I decided to let you live
"She’s really pretty for a black girl"
“He’s really cool for a gay guy”
“She’s doing really well for a woman”
I have no idea what was wrong with me Friday and yesterday but I couldn’t seem to get any work done. But all of the sudden, I’m all like “Penannular brooches! Bring it on!” What the hell?
And the award for Biggest Shit of Unproductive Shit goes to….. ME!
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